Tuesday, March 8, 2011

bhikari-jokes


Geo To Aisey

January 15, 2011 | In: Bhikari Jokes
“GEO TO Aisey” Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They. 1 Faqeer Aya, Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya.

Kama Kar Khao

December 7, 2010 | In: Bhikari Jokes
Bhikari: Kuch Khana Dedo Admi: Tamatar Khao Bhikari: Roti Dedo Admi: Tamater Khao Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q? Wife: Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy Kama-Kar-Khao

Charsi Mizar Pr Gya

November 30, 2010 | In: Bhikari Jokes
1 Charsi Mizar Pr Gya Or Dua Mangi: Baba G Mera Prize Bond Hr Sorat Nikalna Chahiye Da A Wo Bahir Gya To Os Ki Jaib Sy Prize Bond Nikaal Liya… Wo Dubara Mazar Par Gya Aur Bola: “BABA Ji, Pehley Kisay Kanjar Di Poori Gal Samajh Liya Kro Te...

Financial Management

November 24, 2010 | In: Bhikari Jokes
Financial Management! A Beggar Found 100Rs' He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner' He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner' When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney' Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him' The Begar Gave 100 Rs To...

6 Chicken Wings

November 23, 2010 | In: Bhikari Jokes
Faqeer Fone Par: Helo Piza Hut? Operater: Yes Piza Hut Faqeer: 3 LargE Piza 6 Chicken Wings, 2 Pepsi, Oprater: Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon, Faqeer: ALLAH K NAM...

1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi

September 29, 2010 | In: Bhikari Jokes
1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi To Us Ne Masjid Banwai. Dosra Bhikari: Tu Ne Masjid Q Banwai? Pehla Bhikhari: Iske Saamne Ab Main Akaila Hi Bheek Manga Krun...
Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK "Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun.." Lady: How Dare U? Faqeer: Then What R U Doing On My"Bed";-@
Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut: Yes Sir Bhikari: 1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do Pizza Hut: Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon? Bhikari: Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!

bollywood-sms


Dabang SMS! Agar Tumne Humme SMS Nhi Kia T0 Tumhare Mobile Me Hum Itne Chhed Karenge Keh Confuje Ho Jaoge Ki Charger Kaha Lagaye Or Earphone Kaha Lagaye... ;->

New Add Of Fair N Lovely

February 16, 2011 | In: Bollywood SMS
New Add Of Fair N Lovely Maa: Begairat Kahan Thi Sari Raat? Veena: Ashmit K Sath Maa: Kar Ai Naa Mun Kala? Veena: Phir Kya Hua Maa, Fair N Lovely Hy Naa
Bacha Dabang Dekh Kar Aya School Mein Sir : Baita Tumhare Sare Ans Galat Hein Marks De To Kahan? Bcha : Kamal Karte Hain Master Ji. Marks Hi To Mang Rahe Hain, Chup Chap De Do Warna Thapar Mar K Bhi Lay Skte...

Veena Malik Shayari SMS

January 28, 2011 | In: Bollywood SMS
Chicken Tikka Aise Pakao Kya Kacha Na Ho, Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Kya Bacha Na Ho! Veena Malik Kya Population Control Idea’s
Agar Ap K Hont (Lips) Sardi Ke Waja Se Kharab Honay Lagain To … Un Par Zubaan Phairnay Se Theek Ho Saktay Hain. Lakin . . . Zubaan Kisi Aur Ke Ho! . . . Veena Malik K Sard Totke

Jokes on Veena Malik

January 28, 2011 | In: Bollywood SMS
Veena Malik Najoomi Se: Kya Mere Haath Main Doulat Ki Lakeer Hai? Najoomi: Aap Kay Haath Main To Naheen Aap Ki Shalwar Main Hai

Veena Malik SMS Jokes

January 28, 2011 | In: Bollywood SMS
Sheikh Rasheed Bus Stop Pe Khara Tha Wahan Se Veena Malik Guzri Aur Boli: Dhoop Main Keon Khara Hai??? Sheikh Rasheed: Sali Shalwar Main Se Bhe Daikh Laiti Hai!!!
Agar App Ke Sir Main Shaded Dard Ho To Aik Bara Wala Hotora Le Kar Apne Sir Par Maren Or Khopri Ke Khultey He Dard Ko Khench Kar Baher Nikal Len. Veena Malik Ke KMF Totkey... =P
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kre Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre, . . . . . . . . . Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P "Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke" ;->
Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt . . Khud Ba Khud Kash Lagay Ga.. ;->) Veena Malik K Nashaee Totke :P

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung

January 20, 2011 | In: Bollywood SMS
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,, Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke Faraz Sardar Aur Aapa Ab VEENA Ki Baari Hai .....!!! COMING SOON ...!!!
Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo.... .. . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . Wazir-E-Pappi Veena Malik..