Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
`
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?
`
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .
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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.
`
Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Sun 28 Nov 2010
Dil mein basi hai dosti teri,
Ankho me basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab be aaye yaad humko teri,
Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY
`
School ki life 10 the Tak,
College ki life final year tak,
Love ki life shadi tak,
But hamari dosti 30 Feb tak,
Jab aayegi tab tod denge.Ok?
`
Dil ne jo chaha wo kabi nahi paya
Juthi muskan se humne gum ko chupaya,
Her insaan takdir ko aajmata hai,
Ek hum he hai jise her baar takdir ne aajmaya hai.
Wed 24 Nov 2010
Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga…
Tue 23 Nov 2010
Ho gayi ab to black black night,
Ab band bhi kar do white white light,
Sweet sweet sapano ki pakad lo flight,
Oh my lovely dear good night.
-Neha Shah
Sun 21 Nov 2010
Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane
`
Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll ke liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,
ped se chalang mar ke bola,
“Jo bole so nihal”
Sita DARLING sasriyakal….
`
Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kele dedo
Fruit Wala: Ye lo behen.
Ladki: Yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do
Fruit Wala: kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
`
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fatt jayega parr yeh sher samaj nahi ayega..!!
`
Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL
`
10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fair hua to shadi kara denge!
`
itni lambi padthe padhte dam nikal jaaye!!!
Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,
Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,
Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.
`
har ilzaam ke hakdaar wo hame bana jate hain,
har khata ki saza,wo hamen suna jate hain,
hum har baar khamos rah jate hain,
kyonki wo har baar apna hone ka haq jata jate hain.
`
Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?
Sun 21 Nov 2010
Ay Dost Kabhi Ziker-E-Judai Na Karna,
Mere Barose Ko Ruswa Na Karna,
Dil Mai Tere Koi Aur Bas Jaye Tu Bata Dena,
Mere Dil Mai Reh Kar Bewafai Na Karna.
Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho dosti me,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage
Aap ko dekha hai bas uss nazar se,
Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage….
Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hai,
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hai,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hai…
Dosti dil hai dimaag nahin.
Dosti soch hai, awaaz nahin.
Koi aankhon se nahin dekh sakta Dosti ke jazbe ko… Kyonki
Dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahin….
Fiza mein mehekthi shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein jhalaktha jaam ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupayee phirte hain
Aai dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
Mera bus chale to teri yaden kharid loon
Apne jeene k waste teri baten kharid loon
Kar saken jo har waqt deedar tera
Sub kuch luta kr wo ankhen kharid loon.
muhabbat mith nahi sakti nakar kushish methat ney ko..
mere dil key tamana hey tojey apna bana ney ko….
mujey is ka gham nahi key badal giya zamana…..
mera jan yey jis ney lika hey kahi tum badal na jana…
hum to app ki yaadoo mey rehtey hey….
kiya karo key app hamary parwahi nahi karti..
Yeh hamari kismat hai ki aap hame dhost kahete hai
dur hokar bhi yaad karte hai
waqut aane pur hum bhi dikha denge
ke dosti ka hakk kaise ada karte hai
Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna,
Meri dosti ki kaid main jamanat nahi hoti.
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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